Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Are you a Gold Star lesbian? (Just in case you don't know what it means, a Gold Star lesbian is a lesbian that has never had sex with a guy and would never have any intentions of ever doing so)
Who cares
Aww I love this cutie
(Source: horrorgorewhore)
My laundry basket is self-loading.
My day has not been great, and this actually really helped
men will wipe down a counter and then eat the rag they used to do it. just kidding men do not know how to wipe down counters